waytoocrazyfornormality: noelowl: Two people from Tumblr that liked each other finally met in person. this is my favourite thing in the entire universe i cry every time ITS SO BEAUTIFUL
So in Goblet of Fire, Barty Crouch Jr. dies in the...
pansexual-atheist-time-lord: perfectpsychopath: oldtelegraph: tabloid-romances: aimmyarrowshigh: ENGLAND has better continuity than a single episode of Glee. mostly reblogging for that comment. ^^ Ditto.
Also important things that happened today with the...
blaidddrewg: - Maine and Maryland have voted for marriage equality - Minnesota DID NOT vote for banning marriage equality - Washington has it on the ballot as well, but it hasn’t come in yet - The first openly gay senator was elected (Tammy Baldwin, in Wisconsin) - The first disabled woman veteran was elected (Tammy Duckworth, in Illinois) - Sens. Todd “Legitimate Rape” Akin and Richard “Rape...
frostyclyde: so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this I AM THE CRAB LORD
what if Oprah was your mom
me: hi mom good morning
Oprah: hi sweety I made you breakfast!
me: oh thanks mom where is i-..
Oprah: LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIR!!!!!!!
reflectinghope: cherishmalik: daisola: charile: sonicdrivein: I CANT FUCKING BREATHE WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE AHHAHHAHAHA I JUST CHOKED ON MY SPIT OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Have humans ever tried to build flying saucers? Why don’t humans ever build round-shaped vehicles of flight? I mean if this is what aliens are driving for their inter-planetary excursions, then why do we keep building rockets? There must be something about saucers that makes them go farther than the moon, I mean trajectory-wise… someone smart should look into this. It’s like...
The Spice Girls at the Olympics closing ceremony
Best part of my day!
Just a thought...
Why are zombies always hungry for human brains and flesh? You’d think after their jaws fall off they’d lay off tender meat and opt for something easier to eat—something that won’t try to kill them back. Why aren’t zombies ever hungry for oatmeal?
mariabloodwell: If you guys see that Harry Potter 800 word prequel thing going around DON’T CLICK ON IT Website has a bloody virus on it that I had to take care of I repeat Harry potter 800 word prequel. VIRUS. DO NOT CLICK.
videohall: Clam eats salt “Weirdest video you’ll see today.”