manybodies:

lightspeedsound:

lunapics:

theshells:

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck awaythe boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also: 

  • punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 
  • purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 
  • literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
  • Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 
  • Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 
  • Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad. 

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

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dumbscar:

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HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

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Hydropackulicity turned 2 today!Woohoo! <3

Hydropackulicity turned 2 today!

Woohoo! <3

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dietchola:

tylerchokely:

slaughterhouse-420:

i think about this a lot

WHAT THE FUCK

this is fucked up. this fucked me up.

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piece-of-superwholock:

hashtag because I can.

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cannedmuffins:

8bitrevolver:

My room for old ass games.

I built the arcade cabinet and the white shelves.

I completed the shelves last night took a step back, admired my work… Then said in my head “you’re a 26 year old lady.”

But whatever, I own my own house and that means that if I want a room for old games then SO BE IT.

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bigbagoflittledonuts:

the-ever-so-odious:

Orca: “hello friends where’s the party”
Penguins: “FUCK SHIT NOT THIS ASSHOLE AGAIN RUN”

accurate representation of my social life

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Married life with Ellen and Portia.

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feynificent:

Tina Fey talking about her daughters Alice and Penelope

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taiikawaii:

trilliansthoughts:

This miniature ecosystem has been thriving in an almost completely isolated state for more than forty years. It has been watered just once in that time.The original single spiderwort plant has grown and multiplied, putting out seedlings. As it has access to light, it continues to photosynthesize. The water builds up on the inside of the bottle and then rains back down on the plants in a miniature version of the water cycle.
As leaves die, they fall off and rot at the bottom producing the carbon dioxide and nutrients required for more plants to grow.

if you don’t think this is fucking rad then get out of my face

taiikawaii:

trilliansthoughts:

This miniature ecosystem has been thriving in an almost completely isolated state for more than forty years. It has been watered just once in that time.

The original single spiderwort plant has grown and multiplied, putting out seedlings. As it has access to light, it continues to photosynthesize. The water builds up on the inside of the bottle and then rains back down on the plants in a miniature version of the water cycle.

As leaves die, they fall off and rot at the bottom producing the carbon dioxide and nutrients required for more plants to grow.

if you don’t think this is fucking rad then get out of my face

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only-semi-sarcastic:

kyrianne:

america-wakiewakie:

Putting money into the language of time worked… Yes, the working class is long overdue for a raise.

Holy shit, I never thought about it like that but that’s MESSED UP. 

only-semi-sarcastic:

kyrianne:

america-wakiewakie:

Putting money into the language of time worked… Yes, the working class is long overdue for a raise.

Holy shit, I never thought about it like that but that’s MESSED UP. 

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happyheretic:

metamaterials:

canadiansoccergirl:

fantasticarepickles:

dayoftheknight:

hetahomestuckgirl:

wynterwillow:

everythingaboutstacy:

durianseeds:


Canada’s rainbow money

Fun fact for Americans: our money is technically made of plastic and they won’t get wet/gross when you accidentally wash them, and you also can’t rip any bills.

Everybody is in love with canadian money, the thing is who isn’t? 

The funniest thing ever is to see canadians try to use american money. One of my friends asked me “HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHICH ONE IS WHICH?! THEY’RE ALL THE SAME COLOR!”

its called reading the numbers

americans learn at an early age to differentiate between the faces of old white men

Why is the queen of England on Canadian money?

Because England basically raised Canada until we were old enough to make our own decisions.

America left home super early

and made bad life choices as a result.

happyheretic:

metamaterials:

canadiansoccergirl:

fantasticarepickles:

dayoftheknight:

hetahomestuckgirl:

wynterwillow:

everythingaboutstacy:

durianseeds:

Canada’s rainbow money

Fun fact for Americans: our money is technically made of plastic and they won’t get wet/gross when you accidentally wash them, and you also can’t rip any bills.

Everybody is in love with canadian money, the thing is who isn’t? 

The funniest thing ever is to see canadians try to use american money. One of my friends asked me “HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHICH ONE IS WHICH?! THEY’RE ALL THE SAME COLOR!”

its called reading the numbers

americans learn at an early age to differentiate between the faces of old white men

Why is the queen of England on Canadian money?

Because England basically raised Canada until we were old enough to make our own decisions.

America left home super early

and made bad life choices as a result.

(Source: xweevee, via withlovelesliee)



iraffiruse:

Tumblr needs more bears

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mindmisbihaviour:

My own work

I saw this on my dash and literally stared at it for minutes trying to soak in every little detail. It&#8217;s so simple yet so intricate at the same time.I wish I can hang it on my wall so I can stare at it all day. LOL!  ♥

mindmisbihaviour:

My own work

I saw this on my dash and literally stared at it for minutes trying to soak in every little detail. It’s so simple yet so intricate at the same time.
I wish I can hang it on my wall so I can stare at it all day. LOL!  ♥

(via mindmisbihaviour)